- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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