- Anti Joke

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

why did the man die? he got shot

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.