- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

Robin, get in the car.

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

A man. That is all.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

Go away.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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