What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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sweaty black guy

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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