Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Grapefruit.

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sixty....eight.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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penisface

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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your face.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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The horse said "nay."

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