- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

My butt!!!!

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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