- Anti Joke

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

A black person in the NHL

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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