Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

i wish i was a tree !

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

What color is my lamp? Brown

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

Knock knock. Come in.

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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