Women's Basketball.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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W.N.B.A.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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Black people are clen.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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