Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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You're so straight!

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What should I name my dog?

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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Anti Joke

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