- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Black people are clen.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

I cant think of one (._. )

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

newt gingrich

Steering Wheel Face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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