- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

yo mama so fat she's fat

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

balls in ya mouf

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

jack shine has boobs

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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