What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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