Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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who eats pencils asians

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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you just lost the game!

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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