Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Womens Rights.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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