SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

you will die someday

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

Womens rights.

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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