Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Time flies like a banana.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Hey Caleb.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

A man. That is all.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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