The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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