Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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women's lacrosse.

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