What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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Women's Rights

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American Idol

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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