Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

memes

thumb_up thumb_down +30

look left now look right. washing machine

thumb_up thumb_down +28

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

thumb_up thumb_down +26

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

thumb_up thumb_down +22

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops