How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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