“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Penis

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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