- Anti Joke

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

knock knock whos there .. derp

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

8=D

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

An Irishman stays home

Obama.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live