i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Women's rights.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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newt gingrich

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9:11 make a wish

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Justin Bieber

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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