What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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96

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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69

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nine...eleven

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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lololololololololol

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Pavel Novak

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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brett is a dick

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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