- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

Someone told me about this website.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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