why did the man die? he got shot

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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