Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Dozer has a soul

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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