How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Penis in a box.

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Don't rape me!

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AVI IS A FAG

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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potato farming

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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