CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Women's Rights

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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