What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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The glass is half an hour.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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potato farming

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Dozer has a soul

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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