- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

you just lost the game!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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