What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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OGC - tilt your head

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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Mexicans working in an office

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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