A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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My mom's dead

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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