- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

im black

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

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