- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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A Mexican walks into a club.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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