Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Whats9+10 19

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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