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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Womens' rights.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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roses are red, violets are violet

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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