I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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WTF BOOOOOM

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Canada's army

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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I'm taken

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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