Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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