roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Steve Jobs.

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