your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Anti Joke

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