There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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oh hiya come in

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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Anne Frank.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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