a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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This is not a good joke.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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T-Dog scare me

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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