- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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save water shower with friends

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

i love huge wieners.

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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