What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

Knock knock What

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

What is next?

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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