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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Ancient Greeks rights

Akshaytiger World

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

OGC - tilt your head

i love antijokes

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

i'm not gay

This is my joke. funny

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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