A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

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