- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

Woman's rights.

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

So dont touch it

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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