What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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A black man walks into a book store.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Poop

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Chrissy is funny.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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I'm taken

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Anti Joke

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