What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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What is a question?

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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