Rock mattress.

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

Knock knock *No one was home*

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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