The penn state football administration

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Your mother is a man.

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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whats pale and white your ass.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Is this a chair?

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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