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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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ps3

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Dick spice

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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What is a question?

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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stop it ryan vallee

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Penis!

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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