Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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robin, get in the car.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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