Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

nine...eleven

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

9/11/2001

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

What is worse than hell?

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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