what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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How did th-A fridge.

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skjer;nf;oashfaefaohesf oiqeshLACLAHN IS SUTRP SD] make it shorett and swert

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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