Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

asian drivers.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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