- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Chuck Norris

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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