knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Women's Rights.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

-When is a door not a door? -Never

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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