- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

What is Earth made out of? Earth

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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