Women's rights.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Sex. That is all.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Rock mattress.

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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