Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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