what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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I only like NY as a friend.

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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