- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

i eat poop

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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