- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

in the begining... god made some stuff

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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