Dozer has a soul

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Yes. Just Yes.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

It's long!

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

I only like NY as a friend.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Compton

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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