- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU IS DUM

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

Hitler is my role model

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

Two women were sitting quietly.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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