- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

A black goes to college

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

in the begining... god made some stuff

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

potatoes

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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