- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

Gestapo.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

How do u shit With ur ass

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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