- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

hey bill!

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

WTF BOOOOOM

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

Ham sandwich

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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