- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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