- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

A: Knock knock. B: <>

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

What's white and very boney? A bone

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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