what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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My mom.

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A Banana wrote this...

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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