Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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knock knock

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Justin Bieber

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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