What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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Hellen Keller

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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knock knock

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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