Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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