Hummer.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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Once upon a time.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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