what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Paul Dylan King!

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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