wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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