- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Knock Knock Come in

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

This is my joke. funny

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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