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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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Rob Bell

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Anti Joke

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