A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Left. That one direction...

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Anne Frank.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Tennesse

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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That's Racist

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Steve Jobs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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