Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

World Peace

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Whats9+10 19

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Left. That one direction...

Anne Frank.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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