Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Adam Sandler.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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stop it ryan vallee

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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