What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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The WNBA.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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